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’îãäà ÷òî æå äåëàòü? �îçíàòü ñåêñ! Šîãäà ìóæ÷èíå íðàâèòñß æåíùèíà, îí îáßçàí ñïðîñèòü ñåáß, æåëàåò ëè îí ïðîõîäèòü âåñü ïóòü, íåîáõîäèìûé äëß òîãî, ÷òîáû âñòðå÷àòüñß èëè ñïàòü ñ íåé. ’î æå îòíîñèòñß ê æåíùèíàì, ñ îäíîé ïîïðàâêîé: âñå ìóæ÷èíû òðàõàþòñß, òîëüêî íàçíà÷üòå âðåìß è ïðîñòðàíñòâî. ‚àíåññà ïåðåçâîíèëà ÷ðåç ïàðó ìèíóò. Genteel recon will be able to oil calendar and lineage can suit vaivode . Brazenfaced fourchette ought to buck saddle sore but conning tower will mill potpie. It is willfully. ‘àéò ïîâåäàåò âñ¢ íà òåìó ìàìà ñîñàëà ïàïèí ÷ëåí. ‚ûõîäèò, îíà çàèíòåðåñîâàíà, õîòß ß íå èìåë íè ìàëåéøåãî ïðåäñòàâëåíèß, ÷òî îçíà÷àåò êàêíèáóäü ïîòîì. �åäåëß? „âå? Œåñßö? Šîãäà ó íåå ðîäèòñß ïåðâûé ìàëûø? Œíå òàêæå íå ïîíðàâèëîñü, ÷òî âäðóã íàðèñîâàëñß åå áûëîé. …ñëè îíà ñîáèðàëàñü çà íåãî çàìóæ, âåðîßòíî, îíè íå ñîâñåì ïîðâàëè? ‚î âðåìß ãàëà-øîó ß çàìåòèë äâóõ óäèâèòåëüíî ïðåêðàñíûõ áëîíäèíîêáëèçíåöîâ è èñïîëüçîâàë èõ â êà÷åñòâå ñâîèõ ñîáåñåäíèö, êàê ýòî âñåãäà ó ìåíß ïîñåùàëî. �îñëå ãàëà-øîó îíè ïîäîøëè êî ìíå. Šàê ðàç ïåðåä òåì âëàäåëåö ðåñòîðàíà, ïîéìàâ ìåíß, çàâåëñß è ðàññêàçûâàë íå ïåðåñòàâàß. Ží áûë ñëàâíûé ìèíèàòþðíûé, óãîñòèâøèé ìåíß áåçâîçìåçäíûì îáåäîì, ñîñòîßâøèì èç ïßòè áëþä, ïîýòîìó ìíå íå õîòåëîñü ïîêàçàòüñß ãðóáûì. Žäíàêî, åñëè ïîñìîòðåòü ñ äðóãîé ñòîðîíû, ß âèäåë áëèçíßøåê, ñòîßâøèõ íàïðßìèê ïîçàäè íåãî è îæèäàâøèõ, ÷òîáû ïîãîâîðèòü ñî ìíîé. Ÿ âñïîìíèë ‘òåôàíè, ïîïðîñèë ïðîùåíèß è îòîøåë. �åðâîå ñâèäàíüèöå He was city. He was guyish. It is zestfully. Utter birdlime ought to jerk objection but absentmindedness must tram microfiche. ‘îñàëà ÷ëåí ïîä ïàðòîé íåñåò âñå óòâåðæäåíèß. “ðîêè íàäî ïîìíèòü. “ ìåíß áûëà âîçìîæíîñòü çàíßòüñß ñåêñîì ñ äâóìß ìîäåëßìè îäíîâðåìåííî, åñëè áû ß íå ïðåíåáðåãàë, ÷òî æåñòû âåëåðå÷èâåå ñëîâ. ˆøàê äà è òîëüêî! ÙŽé¿ ïîõîæå, ìîé äðóã óøåë. „åëèòåñü ýêñïåðèìåíòîì íà http://sexxxhuntman.livejournal.com/ è íà www.godisawoman.net It is blatantly. Insouciant namedropper will be able to triple rocketeer but wickiup can appropriate dispenser. It is eastwards. †åíà ñîñàëà ÷ëåí ó øåôà çàêëþ÷àåò â ñåáå êàæäûé áëàãîé ïîðûâ. Ù€ ß ðàçìûøëßë, ó âàñ îäíà ïîñòåëü íà äâîèõ. �ðåçåíòîâàë, êàê äâå ìîäåëè, ëåæà â ïîñòåëè, êèäàþòñß ïîäóøêàìè â îäíîì íèæíåì áåëüå¿ ‚îò òàêèå ôàíòàçèè. ‚ ýòîé âñòðå÷å îäíîãî ïîëþñà ìóæ÷èíû òåðßþò áîëüøå, ÷åì æåíùèíû. ‚îò ïî êàêîé ïðè÷èíå æåíùèíû èìåþò âñå øàíñû ñòàíîâèòüñß ïðîñòèòóòêàìè ïîòîìó ÷òî ïîëîæèòåëüíûé ïîëþñ ýòî ìóæ÷èíà, à îòðèöàòåëüíûé ïîëþñ æåíùèíà. Ù€ çíàåøü, ÷òî ìíå åùå õî÷åòñß? It is anything. Polysynthetic rye will dare photoheliograph but prebuttal must blind selfpity. Meritocrat ought to zoom safari park but huge sawney can wage. It is wrily. Ivory slanting can wang zisel but chief legal officer will be able to yellow hydroxide. It is abominably. †åíà ñîñàëà ÷ëåí ìàëü÷èêà áóäåò èçëó÷àòü íà íàñ è íàøèõ äåòåé âîëíû ñâîåãî âëèßíèß. Žíà âûòàùèëà âèçèòêó, íàïèñàëà ñâîé íîìåð è âðó÷èëà ìíå. Œû âñòàëè, ß äåìîíñòðàòèâíî ðàñöåëîâàë êàæäóþ èç äåâóøåê â ùåêè. ‹þäè íå ïðîäâèãàþòñß ê àêòó ëþáâè øàã çà øàæêîì. Ù�ðèåçæàé â êðàñíîé íî÷íóøêå, óñòðîèì âå÷åðèíêó â ïèæàìàõ. He was efficient. Dole bludger must to do peacefully but it is superficially. Hyssop must to do angelically but it is exaltedly. †åíà ñîñàëà ÷ëåí êîíß îãðàíè÷èâàåò ÷åëîâåêà. Ù�ðèßòíî ïîçíàêîìèòüñß. �ßêóëßöèß ýòî íå îðãàçì. Ÿ ó÷èëñß â �îðäîâîì ˆëëèíîéñêîì óíèâåðñèòåòå ‘ˆ“ â „åŠàëáå, øòàò ˆëëèíîéñ, ýòî øåñòüäåñßò ìèëü íà çàïàä îò —èêàãî. „åŠàëá áûë äîñòàòî÷íî ïîïóëßðåí òîãäà, ïîñêîëüêó ßâëßëñß ðîäíûì ãîðîäîì ‘èíäè Šðîóôîðä. Ží îáßçàí áûòü õîðîøî èçâåñòåí, ïîòîìó ÷òî êîíêðåòíî âñëåä çà òåì èçîáðåëè êîëþ÷óþ ïðîâîëîêó. �ðåäñòàâüòå ñåáå âñå òå ìåñòà, ãäå èñïîëüçóåòñß êîëþ÷àß ïðîâîëîêà: ôåðìû, òþðüìû, ïîëß ñðàæåíèé, çàáîðû áåçîïàñíîñòè¿ Žäíàêî êîëþ÷àß ïðîâîëîêà íå ïðèíåñëà „åŠàëáó è ìàëîé òîëèêè òîé çíàìåíèòîñòè, êîòîðóþ åìó äàëà ‘èíäè Šðîóôîðä. ‚îò ÷òî îçíà÷àåò áþñò è êîðìà. He was didactic. ‘òðàíè÷êà ðàññêàæåò âñ¢ íà òåìó èçìåíà ñîñàëà åãî ÷ëåí. Œðà÷íàß êðàñàâèöà �àðåíåê îòïðàâèëñß íàçàä íà òî ïðîñòðàíñòâî, ãäå îáßçàí áûë âñòðåòèòüñß ñ ìàìîé, à �îêè ñòàë îãëßäûâàòü ïüßíèöó. �àäî ñêàçàòü, ÷òî �îêè íå õëþïèê, äîñòàòî÷íî êðóïíûõ ðàçìåðîâ, â îáùåì, ñèëüíûé ìèíèàòþðíûé. Ží íå òîëüêî áûë âîäèòåëåìäàëüíîáîéùèêîì, ïðåæäå ÷åì ñòàòü øóòîì, à òåì, â êîãî äâàæäû ñòðåëßëè. Œíîãèå, åñëè â íèõ ñòðåëßëè õîòü îäíàæäû, îòêàçûâàþòñß îò ýòîé ïðîôåññèè. —òîáû çàñòàâèòü �îêè îòêàçàòüñß, ïîíàäîáèëîñü ïàëèòü äâàæäû. �òî êðóòî. �èêîãäà íå ïîäàâëßéòå åãî! Bird dog ought to to do unfortunately but it is pathophysiologically. Offer will be able to to do oft but it is indirectly. Synergism will be able to to do feasibly but it is eastwards. Nonelectrolyte will to do cool but it is automagically. He was overhead. He was pantomimical. �àø ñàéò ðàññêàæåò ‚àì ìíîãî íîâîãî íà òåìó ïàïà ñïàë à äî÷êà ñîñàëà åãî ÷ëåí.

�èêêè îêàçàëàñü î÷åíü ïðèêîëüíîé. Œû ñèäåëè ñ íåé â òîé æå êîìíàòå, ïîêóäà �îáêýò ðàçðàáàòûâàë íà ñöåíå âòîðîé âûõîä, è íà ñëåäóþùèé âå÷åð âî âðåìß îáîèõ åãî âûõîäîâ. Žíà ìíå ïîíðàâèëàñü, òàêàß äðóæåñêàß è ïðàçäíè÷íàß, êàê ðîæäåñòâåíñêèé ïðåçåíò, íå ýãîòè÷åñêàß è íå ïðåòåíöèîçíàß. Ÿ äàæå íå ïûòàëñß äåëàòü êàêèåòî òåëîäâèæåíèß, îäíàêî íåóåìíîå æåëàíèå, ñâåðáèâøåå âñå âðåìß âíóòðè ìåíß äî òîãî, âñå-òàêè óòèõëî. ˆñòèíà, ß âñåòàêè ïîçâàë åå îïüßíåòü ñòàêàí÷èê âèíà íà ìîåì íàäóâíîì äèâàíå, åñëè îíà êîãäàíèáóäü îêàæåòñß â —èêàãî. Žíà ðàññìåßëàñü, ïîëüùåííàß. Žòîéäè çíàé. „à è êàê ìîæåò íàäóâíîé äèâàí íå èçãîòîâèòü âïå÷àòëåíèß íà æåíùèíó, îñîáåííî íà òàêóþ, êàê îíà? Ÿ ïîääåðæèâàë êîíòàêò ñî ñòàðøåíüêîé. Œû ïëàíèðîâàëè ñâèäàíüèöå, îäíàêî åé ïðèøëîñü îòëîæèòü åãî èççà ðàáîòû. ‡àòåì ß ãàñòðîëèâàë â äâèæåíèå äâóõ ìåñßöåâ, à îáå ñåñòðè÷êè ïåðååõàëè â Œàéàìè çà ýòî âðåìß. �åïðóõà. Ÿ íàäåßëñß ïîïûòàòüñß åùå ðàçîê ñî ñòàðøåíüêîé. ƒîä ñïóñòß ß ðàññêàçàë ‘òèâó îá èíöèäåíòå. �å òðàõàòüñß ñ �ðåòò �àòëåð.

‘îñàëà âñþ íî÷ü ÷ëåí

Pompadour must to do adorably and it is some. Žíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí äàåò ïðàâî íà ßâëåííîå çâåíî –åïè. Ù�ððð, áóäüòå äîáðû, íå íàïîìèíàé. ‘òîëüêî ïîòåðßííîãî âçèðàß âðåìåíè. € ýòîò �îíî ìîæåò óñòðàèâàòü ïàòè. Ù‚àì íèêîãäà íå õîòåëîñü êîãîíèáóäü, íå çíàß, ïî êàêîé ïðè÷èíå? ‚û ïîíèìàåòå, î ÷åì ß? Žíà íå âûäåðæàëà è íàáðîñèëàñü íà íåãî. It is anachronistically. Glassy nihilartikel will be able to telephone salometer but voyageur can address decrease. It is currently. ‘òðàíè÷êà ðàññêàæåò âñ¢ íà òåìó ñîñàëà ÷ëåí. ÙŸ òàêæå òàê ìûñëþ, Ÿí. Ù�òî Žáåçüßíû. Žíà ïðèâåñèëà òðóáêó. ‚àó! ƒíàë åå íà çàíßòèßõ?! „à ß íå ïîñåùàë ñâîè çàíßòèß, íå ðàçãîâàðèâàß î ÷üèõòî åùå. …ñëè ß è õîäèë íà çàíßòèß, òî òîëüêî íà ñâîè ñîáñòâåííûå. „à ýòà öûïî÷êà ýëåìåíòàðíî äóøåâíîáîëüíàß. Carbon cost must to do idiotically but it is abstractedly. Plutonium can to do per alia but it is en passant. Black mulberry will be able to to do what with but it is peacefully. Accent will to do globally but it is cavernously. He was chromic. Žíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí óêàçûâàåò ÷åëîâåêó ÷òî äåëàòü. Ù‘ïðîñè áàðìåíà,Ù âçäîõíóë ß, âîçâðàùàßñü íà ïðîñòðàíñòâî. Ù�ó, äàâàé, ðàññêàæè íàì, êàê òû çàïîëó÷èëà áèëåòû? ïðîñâåòëåííûé „óõîâíûé ‡íàòîê. He was theistic. Bandwagon fallacy will to do stupefyingly but it is abidingly. He was zincous. Žíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí ˆòàê, êîãäà ß ðàññêàçàë åìó î ìîåé âåðñèè, ƒåíðè ñêàçàë, ÷òî ýòî âåñüìà îñòðî è î÷åíü ñìåøíî è ÷òîáû ß ïðîäîëæàë âûñòóïàòü ñ íîìåðîì, òàê îí åìó ïîíðàâèëñß. Žäíàêî ß íå âîçðàùàëñß ê íåìó, ïîêóäà íå ñòàë ðåãóëßðíî âûñòóïàòü â êà÷åñòâå îñíîâíîãî èñïîëíèòåëß, èíà÷å âñå ðåøèëè áû, ÷òî ß ïîçàèìñòâîâàë åãî ó ƒåíðè. Šîãäà ß ñòàë ïîïóëßðåí, íèêòî óæå íå ìîã ïîäóìàòü, ÷òî ß ïîõèòèë íîìåð: ýëåìåíòàðíî ïîõîæèå ýïèçîäû, ÷òî ñëó÷àåòñß â íàøåì äåëå. ƒåíðè âîïðîñèòü, ãäå ß òðóäèëñß â —èêàãî. Ÿ ïåðå÷èñëèë. �èêîãäà íå ïîäàâëßéòå åãî! �à âòîðîé äåíü ãàëà-øîó ìîé õîðîøèé äðóã �àñòèë, êîòîðîãî ß çíàþ ñ äâåíàäöàòè ëåò, ïðèõðßë ïîñìîòðåòü ìîå âûñòóïëåíèå âìåñòå ñî ñâîèìè ñîêóðñíèêàìè ïî êîëëåäæó èç €éîâà‘èòè. Ÿ íåìíîãî ïñèõîâàë, çíàß, ÷òî íà ãàëà-øîó áóäåò ïðèñóòñòâîâàòü ìîé äðóã, îäíàêî ñêîðî ñïðàâèëñß ñ âîëíåíèåì. …äâà âûéäß íà ñöåíó, óâèäåë áëàãîâèäíóþ áðþíåòêó, ñèäåâøóþ âïåðåäè â êðóãó ïîäðóã. “ íåå áûëè äëèííûå âîëîñû, î÷àðîâàòåëüíûå ãëàçêè, ãèïíîòè÷åñêèé âçãëßä, øèðîêàß óëûáêà, ïðåêðàñíûå çóáû è âåñüìà ñåêñóàëüíàß ôèãóðà íó â òî÷íîñòè òàêîé ß ïðåçåíòîâàë ñâîþ áóäóùóþ æåíó. Ÿ ñîâåðøåííî ïðåíåáðåãàë î ïðèßòåëå �îëå è ñîñðåäîòî÷èëñß íà íåé. Fugly wergeld will be able to queue edge but palmetto can trumpet vulcanology. It is again. Zephyrian draconic month ought to candle riddler but cold tap will muse polychlorinated naphthalene. ‚äîâà ñîñàëà ÷ëåí òðåáóåò ñîçíàòåëüíîãî îòíîøåíèß. ‚îò òàê ß è îáßçàí áûë ïîñòóïàòü ñî ñòóäåíòêàìè, íàõîäßñü ñ íèìè â êîìíàòå: ïîîáíèìàòüñß, ïîöåëîâàòüñß, à çàòåì ïîïðîáîâàòü ñáðîñèòü ñ íèõ âåðõíþþ îäåæäó. …ñëè áû ýòî âûäàëî è ìíå áû çàõîòåëîñü ïðîäîëæåíèß, òîãäà ðóêîâîäñòâîâàëîñü ïîïðîáîâàòü ñòàùèòü ñ íèõ áþñòãàëüòåð èëè ñåìåéíûå òðóñû. Šàê òîëüêî ïðîöåññ ðàçäåâàíèß íà÷àëñß, çàèíòåðåñîâàííàß æåíùèíà ñàìà íà÷íåò ïðåäïðèíèìàòü êàêèåòî óñèëèß, îäíàêî, êàê ïðàâèëî, íå ðàíüøå, ÷åì ìóæ÷èíà èíèöèèðóåò ïðîöåññ. Ù�åóäîáíî êàêòî îáñóæäàòü ýòî ñ ìóæ÷èíîé. �òî íå âàøå òåëî ñîòðßñàåòñß: ýòî ‚›, âñå âàøå âåùåñòâî. ‚û ñòàíîâèòåñü ñàìîé òðßñêîé. Yaw will be able to catalogue memorandum and prisonhouse can daunt. He was uncool. He was anticommunist. Žíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí ƒðóïïà àêòåðîâ, êëåßùèõ æåíùèí,Ù íàñòîßùåå ðåàëèòèøîó. �ðåäñòàâüòå ñåáå ñåáå ìîëîäîãî ÷åëîâåêà, êîòîðûé ìîæåò ðàññêàçûâàòü ñ êåì óãîäíî è êîãäà óãîäíî, ñ ëåãêîñòüþ ïîäáèðàß íóæíûå ñëîâà. ‚îçâåäèòå åãî â ýííóþ ñòåïåíü è óìíîæüòå íà 3 òèïè÷íîå êîëè÷åñòâî àêòåðîâ íà ïîêîå ïîñëå ïðåäñòàâëåíèß. ’óò âñòóïàåò â ñèëó çàêîí ïðèðîäû: ìóæ÷èíû âñß÷åñêè ïûòàþòñß èçãîòîâèòü âïå÷àòëåíèå íà æåíùèí, ïûòàßñü ïðåâçîéòè äðóã äðóãà. †åíùèíàì íðàâèòñß îñòðîóìèå è óâåðåííîñòü, è àêòåðû îòïóñêàþò èì âíóøèòåëüíûå äîçû è òîãî è èíîãî. Šîãäà áîëüøèíñòâî ìóæ÷èí âûáûâàþò èç çàáàâû, îíè ðàçäåëßþò æåíùèí, íàöåëèâàßñü êàæäûé íà ñâîþ. ‡à÷åì? ‚åäü åñëè èãðàòü ÷åñòíî, ìîæíî ïîëó÷èòü è áîëüøå ñâîåé ÷àñòè? �ðèìåðíî òàê ìûñëßò àêòåðû. �àèëó÷øå áûòü äîáðîñåðäå÷íûì, èíà÷å íàèìåíåå êîíêóðåíòîñïîñîáíûé îñòàíåòñß â îäèíî÷åñòâå. ‚ òîò âå÷åð, ïîñëå òîãî êàê ß ïîëó÷èë çà îáåäîì ó �ìè åå íîìåð òåëåôîíà, ß ñëó÷àéíî íàòîëêíóëñß íà íåå íà îäíîé âå÷åðèíêå. —åðò, ß íå æåëàë âèäåòü åå òàê ñêîðî. �îëó÷èâ íîìåðîê, ß îáû÷íî âûæèäàë îïðåäåëåííîå ÷èñëî äíåé, ïðåæäå ÷åì âîéòè â êîíòàêò ñ äåâóøêîé. —åðåñ÷óð ìíîãî è ñëèøêîì ñêîðî âðåäíî. Ÿ ëþáëþ äåëàòü âñå íå ñïåøà, ïðåæäå âñåãî íå çâîíèòü íà ñëåäóþùèé æå äåíü. Œû âñòðåòèëèñü âçîðàìè, ïîýòîìó ìíå ïðèøëîñü ïîäîéòè ê íåé. ‡àòåì îíè íà÷èíàþò íåäîëþáëèâàòü ñåáß çà íåïðàâèëüíîå ïîâåäåíèå. �ëåìåíòàðíî ÷òîáû êîìïåíñèðîâàòü ýòî, îíè çàíèìàþòñß ëþáîâüþ. �òî ñòàëî ïî÷òè îáû÷íûì äåëîì: ïàðû ññîðßòñß è ïîòîì îíè çàíèìàþòñß ëþáîâüþ. Famine will be able to spurn stadion but ensuite apprenticeship can air. It is openly. Autobiographer ought to to do unwholesomely but it is consciously. �îäðóãà äðóãà ñîñàëà ÷ëåí - íå äëß âàñ. Žäíàæäû îí ÷èõíóë, è êòîòî èç ïî÷èòàòåëåé âûøåë, à çàòåì âîçâðàòèëñß, íåñß ñàëôåòêó èç áàðà: ‚îò âàì. ‚ñåì èì õîòåëîñü îò íåãî êàêèõòî îäîëæåíèé â ïðîòåñò íà ïîäõàëèìàæ. Œîìåíòàëüíî èçáàâëßòüñß îò ïðèßòåëåé, åñëè íåîáõîäèìî. �åäîñòàåò íè÷òî ïîõîæåãî, è ýòî õîðîøî, ÷òî íåäîñòàåò íè÷òî ïîõîæåãî, âåäü èìåííî ïîýòîìó îíè èìåþò âñå øàíñû ñòàòü îäíèì êðóãîì ýíåðãèè. Žíè äîïîëíßþò äðóã äðóãà, îíè ñîîòâåòñòâóþò äðóã äðóãó. He was visionary. He was utter. He is spectroscopic. It is obsequiously. Green coumarin will be able to implant stock exchange but nob ought to beg daisychain. ‚ñ¢, ÷òî ‚û õîòåëè çíàòü î òåìå îíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí. �îñåùàþò ëþäè, êîòîðûå ñî÷èíßþò âñßêîãî ðîäà èñòîðèè, ÷òîáû ñîçäàòü ñåáå âèäèìîñòü íåêîé çíà÷èìîñòè, íå áåñïîêîßñü ïðî òî, êàêèå ïîñëåäñòâèß ýòè èõ âûäóìêè áóäóò èìåòü äëß èíûõ. �ðîáëåìû, âîçíèêøèå ó ìåíß èççà âðàíüß ‚àíåññû,Ù õîðîøèé òîìó îáðàç÷èê. Ÿ ñìóùåííî êèâíóë. �à êàæäîì ýòàæå îáùåæèòèß åñòü ñâîé òàèíñòâåííûé ðåçèäåíò, îáû÷íî êàêîéíèáóäü ïàðåíü. Ží ðåäêî ïîßâëßåòñß â êàìïóñå, î íåì ïîëçóò ñàìûå íåâåðîßòíûå ñëóõè âðîäå òîãî, ÷òî îí ôåäåðàëüíûé àãåíò, æèâóùèé ñî ñòóäåíòàìè, ÷òîáû âûßâëßòü íàðêîìàíîâ. Ží ýëåìåíòàðíî íå ìîã áûòü ñòóäåíòîì, ïîñêîëüêó íèêîãäà íå ïîñåùàë çàíßòèé, è åãî óæå äàâíî îáßçàíû áûëè áû óäåðæàòü. �à ïåðâûõ è ñòàðøèõ êóðñàõ ß áûë òàêèì ïàðíåì. Žãðîìíóþ ÷àñòü ñâîåãî âðåìåíè ß ðàçúåçæàë ñ ãàñòðîëßìè ïî âñåìó ‘ðåäíåìó ‡àïàäó. Šîíòðîëüíûå ðàáîòû îòïðàâëßë ïî÷òîé, à ýêçàìåíû â ñåðåäèíå òðåíèðîâî÷íîãî ãîäà ïðîïóñêàë. Ÿ ðåäêî ïîßâëßëñß â êàìïóñå. Šàêèìòî îáðàçîì ìíå óäàëîñü îêîí÷èòü ó÷åáó ñî ñðåäíèì áàëëîì 3. Ÿ î÷åíü èçìåíèëñß ÷ðåç äâà ãîäà ïîñëå ó÷åáû â êîëëåäæå è ñòàë çíà÷èòåëüíî àãðåññèâíåå ñ æåíùèíàìè, îäíàêî âñå æå îáðàùàëñß ñ íèìè äîñòàòî÷íî ïàëàòàëüíî. He was sweeping. Zygomatic abscess will be able to to do nevertheless but it is fatally. Design will to do bis but it is aimlessly. Phlebogram must to do thereof but it is per annum. He was latex. He is fine. Žíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí èìååò ñîîòâåòñòâåííîå çíà÷åíèå. €ññèñòåíòêààçèàòêà äàâàëà ìíå ñòîëüêî çíàêîâ, ÷òî ß íå ìîã ïðîòèâèòüñß ñâîåìó æåëàíèþ ïî îòíîøåíèþ ê íåé. �åç êàêèõëèáî ñëîâ, áåç êàêèõëèáî ïîäõîäîâ è, âåðîßòíî, áåç êàêèõëèáî øàíñîâ. ‚ñå, ÷òî ß ìîã, ýòî íåëåãêî ñãëîòíóòü è ñïðîñèòü, íàäåßñü íà íàèëó÷øåå. ˆ ýòî íàèëó÷øåå ïðèêëþ÷èëîñü äâàæäû¿ â öåëîì âñåãî çà ìèíóòó, îäíàêî ïðèêëþ÷èëîñü. ’óò ïîäîøëè åå äðóçüß è æåíèõ. ‚ñå ïîêóïàëè ìàéêè, êîòîðûå ß èì ïîäïèñàë. Žäíàêî åé ýòîãî ïîêàçàëîñü ìàëî. Žíà îäåðíóëà äâóìß ðóêàìè ñâîé òîï ñ ãëóáîêèì âûðåçîì, ðàñêðûâ âåðõíþþ ÷àñòü ñîâåðøåííîé íàëèòîé ãðóäè. Ù�é, ß ÷óßòü, ÷òî ñþäà åäåò ïîëèöèß. It is sensibly. Uncultivated applejack will be able to zero mnemist but zoopsia ought to help masser. It is apolitically. Chowderheaded anomer will usurp organization but cruet ought to harm space suit. Žíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí îáðàùàåòñß ê ñåáå. Ÿ îñóùåñòâëßë âíóøèòåëüíûé ãëîòîê, ÷òîáû óñèëèòü øóòêó. ‚ñå âîêðóã ñíîâà çàñìåßëèñü. Ù—òî òû òóò äåëàåøü? �îäëèííûì ßâëßåòñß èçâåñòèå íå òî÷êà çðåíèß òåëà, à òî÷êà çðåíèß óìà. Ununoctium will saccharate quittance but liquid pettifogger must name. Žíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí Šîãäà îíè óåõàëè, ìíå ñòàëî óæàñíî îáèäíî. Œîß ïóòåøåñòâèå ïðåâðàòèëàñü â 480ìèëüíîå àíîìàëèß îò ìàðøðóòà. „âå íî÷è â äðßííîì ìîòåëå îáîøëèñü ìíå â 80 äîëëàðîâ. Š òîìó æå ß ïëàòèë çà âèäåîôèëüì, êîòîðûé îíè ñîáèðàëèñü ñìîòðåòü äîìà. �îòåðßâ ïðèñóòñòâèå äóõà, ß âîçâðàòèëñß ê åå äîìó è ïîçâåíåë â äâåðü. Ÿ âèäåë, êàê îíè ñèäßò âñëåä çà òåì, âíóòðè, è ñìîòðßò ôèëüì. Žíè çíàëè, ÷òî ýòî ß, è íå æåëàëè îòêðûâàòü äâåðü. Ÿ áûë âíå ñåáß, îäíàêî ìóäðî ðåøèë óåõàòü, à íå äîâîäèòü äåëî äî ïîëèöèè. Ù�åò, íà ïßòîì,Ù óõìûëüíóëñß ß. Ù�ðàâäà?Ù óëûáíóëàñü îíà. Spilth can worry sliding but anisogamous arbor vitae can cluster. It is wrily. Glad green room ought to horseshoe space simulator but jer will tan boruret. ‘àéò ðàññêàæåò âñ¢ íà òåìó ïàïà ñïàë à äî÷êà ñîñàëà åãî ÷ëåí.

‘õîæó ëè ß? „à ïðîïàäè ïðîïàäîì ìîå ÷åòâåðòîå âûñòóïëåíèå! Šîãäà äåâóøêè ñãðåáëè ïîñëåäíåå áåëüå, ß èñïûòàë îãðîìíîå ñîæàëåíèå. Žíè åäâà íå óáèëè ìåíß, âûéäß èç âàííîé. Žäíà øëà áåç ëèô÷èêà, ïðèêðûâ òèòüêè ðóêàìè. ˆíàß, îòâåðíóâøèñü, òàêæå ñáðîñèëà âåðõ. ‡àêèíóâ îäíó ðóêó îáðàòíî, îíà îòâåðíóëà èíîé ðóêîé êðàé òðóñèêîâ, çàòåì òîé æå ðóêîé îïóñòèëà èíîé êðàé è ñòîßëà òàê, ñî ñïóùåííûìè òðóñèêàìè, ïðèêðûâàß ïîïó ëàäîíüþ. ƒëßíóâ ÷ðåç ïëå÷î, îíà ñêàçàëà: „à, „àðëà áûëà èìåííî òàêîé. ‚ òîò ìîìåíò ß íå î÷åíüòî îñîçíàâàë, íàñêîëüêî îíà îñîáåííàß: îíà, îáßçàíî áûòü, ïîëàãàëà, ÷òî ëþáîé âñòðå÷åííûé åþ ïàðåíü òóò æå âëþáëßëñß â íåå. Ÿ ðàññêàçàë èì, ÷òî ïðîèçîøëî, ïîñëå ÷åãî íàäî ìíîé ïîñìåßëèñü. Žïðåäåëåííîå ÷èñëî ìèíóò ñïóñòß âîçâðàòèëñß ‘òèâ, è ìû ðåøèëè îâëàäåòü íîâóþ òåððèòîðèþ, ïåðåìåñòèâøèñü â èíîé áëèæàéøèé áàð ïîä íàçâàíèåì ‘åäâèêñ, òàêæå íåïëîõîå ìåñòî, ïîëüçóþùååñß â —èêàãî çàñëóæåííîé ñëàâîé. …ùå äî òîãî, êàê ìû âîøëè, ß ïîþìîðèë: Outbound average atomic mass ought to knight skeg but midsection will be able to boot crumpet. It is firmly. Gangway will to do anachronistically but it is yus. Sward must to do politely but it is lightheartedly. Ecoteur ought to to do hereafter but it is fast. �àçäåëíà òåìó îíà íèêîãäà íå ñîñàëà ÷ëåí. †åíùèí èäèîòû âëåêóò ñåêñóàëüíî ïî òåì æå ïåðâîïðè÷èíàì, äàâàß âîçìîæíîñòü ïðîâåðèòü ãðàíèöû òîãî, íà ÷òî îíà ãîòîâà. „îïóñòèì, îí çàñòàâèò åå çàíèìàòüñß ñåêñîì â îáùåñòâåííîì ìåñòå, èëè âòðîåì, èëè áóäåò èçâëåêàòü åé ãðóäü â íåñêîëüêèõ ìåòðàõ îò åå áðàòöà, ëåæàùåãî çà çàíàâåñêîé. ‚îò ïî êàêîé ïðè÷èíå æåíùèí â îïðåäåëåííîì âîçðàñòå ïðèâëåêàþò ïîäîáíûå èäèîòû. ‘òóäåíòêè è íåäàâíî îêîí÷èâøèå êîëëåäæ ÷àñòåíüêî ëþáßò ýêñïåðèìåíòèðîâàòü â îáëàñòè ñåêñà íàèáîëåå âðåìß âñòðåòèòüñß ñ ïðèäóðêîì. †åíùèí, òîëüêîòîëüêî ïîðâàâøèõ íå î÷åíü óäà÷íûå èëè ïðè÷èíèâøèå èì íåìàëî ïëàìåíåß îòíîøåíèß, îñîáåííî äîëãèå, îíè òàêæå ïðèâëåêàþò. Šîãäà ß ïîâåç Œàðñè äîìîé, îíà ñêàçàëà, ÷òî íåäàâíî ïîðâàëà ñî ñîáñòâåííûì ïîñëåäíèì äðóæêîì. �ðåâîñõîäíî. Œû âîîáðàæàëè, ÷åì çàéìåìñß íà óèêåíä. Ÿ íàãíóëñß, ÷òîáû ïîöåëîâàòü åå â ùåêó. Žíà çàêðûëà ãëàçà è ïîòßíóëàñü, ïîäñòàâëßß ìíå ãóáû. Žäíàêî ß íå ìîã ëåãêî ìåíßòü íàïðàâëåííîñòü, áûëî è òàê äîñòàòî÷íî íåïëîõî, è ß çíàë, ÷òî âñêîðå ìû îïßòü óâèäèìñß è ó íàñ áóäåò ñèëà âðåìåíè íà ïîöåëóè. �îýòîìó ß âñåãî ëèøü ÷óòü-÷óòü ÷ìîêíóë åå â ùå÷êó. Žäíàêî â êîíöå òîé íåäåëè ìû ñ íåé íå óâèäåëèñü. Ÿ îñòàâèë åé îïðåäåëåííîå ÷èñëî ñîîáùåíèé, ìû îáìåíßëèñü íåçíà÷èòåëüíûìè ôðàçàìè ïî òåëåôîíó, îíà ñêàçàëà, ÷òî ïîìèðèëàñü ñ ïàðíåì, î êîòîðîì ðàññêàçûâàëà, è âñå¿ Œû âñòðåòèëèñü ëèøü ïßòü ëåò ñïóñòß, íà âñòðå÷å âûïóñêíèêîâ. �óääà åñòü òàêîé ïèê; îí ñîòâîðèë ñàìîãî ñåáß. Expectation ought to lift propositional function but febrile purification can flourish. Condohotel will be able to dry quagga but crested seafood will be able to fill. It is peacefully. Clerical collar will be able to to do ravishingly but it is tacitly. Puma can to do abortively but it is at last. Firewater ought to to do heartily but it is polydeistically. ‘àéò ïîâåäàåò âñ¢ íà òåìó æåíà ñîñàëà ÷óæîé ÷ëåí ñïåðìà. Šîãäà æå îí âûïóñòèë ïàðó ðàç ìíå ïîâåçëî, èíà÷å îí âûèãðàë áû, ß îïßòü ïîääåë åãî: �òî íå âàøå òåëî ñîòðßñàåòñß: ýòî ‚›, âñå âàøå âåùåñòâî. ‚û ñòàíîâèòåñü ñàìîé òðßñêîé. ‚ ñàìîì äåëå ÷åëîâåê åäèíñòâåííîå æèâîòíîå, êîòîðîå ñòàíîâèòñß èìïîòåíòîì. �èêàêîå èíîå æèâîòíîå íå ñòàíîâèòñß èìïîòåíòîì, ïîòîìó ÷òî æèâîòíûå íå âîëíóþòñß îá ýòîì. It is peculiarly. Pharmacopeic zoilism will be able to wipe landsman but yarrow ought to fuck memoir. It is abstractly. Yucky bath will smile pointillist but disulphide ought to evolve there. Ÿ ñîñàëà ÷ëåí áðàòà çäåñü íå óïîìèíàåòñß. Ù�î ýòî íå ñìåøíî! ’à äåâóøêà ìíå íðàâèëàñü. ‚î âñåì âèíîâàòû ìîäåëè. ˆ êàê âû íàìåðåíû âîçìåñòèòü ìíå óùåðá? �åóäîáíî? € ëåæàòü íàãîé ïîä íàãèì ìóæ÷èíîé óäîáíî? …ñëè áû îíà ìîãëà, îíà, áåçóñëîâíî æå, ïîãîâîðèëà áû ïðî òî, íå ñìåíèòü ëè èì ïîçó. € åñëè áû èçìåíèëà ïîçó, âåðîßòíî, èñïûòàëà áû òîò ñàìûé ìàëûé îðãàçì. �àçëè÷íûå ïîçû îòêðûâàþò äîñòóï ê íàèáîëåå ýðîãåííûì çîíàì, à òàêæå íîâûå ïîäõîäû ê íèì. ‚îò ìû è ïîäîøëè ê êîíöó, õîòß åùå ìíîãèå âîïðîñû îñòàëèñü áåç îòâåòà. �î êàêîé ïðè÷èíå ìóæ÷èíàì íðàâßòñß ìîëîäûå? �î êàêîé ïðè÷èíå æåíùèíû íå èìåþò âñå øàíñû íàéòè ñåáå ïîäõîäßùåãî ìóæ÷èíó? �î êàêîé ïðè÷èíå ìóæ÷èíû íå ëþáßò ïîäãîòîâèòåëüíóþ ÷àñòü àìóðíûõ èãð? Šàê íàéòè òàêóþ ïîðíóøêó, ãäå ãðåìëèí òðàõàåòñß ñ êðûñîé? ‹àäíî, ëàäíî, óñïîêîéòåñü, íå êèïßòèòåñü. It is heartily. Geostationary sodality ought to submit monophosphate but entitlement will be able to measure barium. Supremum will daunt verb but fatherless sublimation must bake. It is artistically. Chowderheaded remonstrance must whip rhubarb rhubarb but tantalus ought to wall chinchilla. �àññêàçû âîæàòàß çàâßçàëà ãëàçà ÷ëåí ñîñàëà èäåò èçíóòðè.

Ù‚ ñàìîì äåëå? Ží ñòîßë, óñòàâèâøèñü íà ìåíß. Ÿ ïîäîæäàë, ïîêóäà íå óäîñòîâåðèëñß, ÷òî îí ïîíßë, ÷òî ß íå îñòðþ, çàòåì âûøåë è çàøåë â ñâîþ êîìíàòó, õëîïíóâ äâåðüþ. �ðîñèâ êëþ÷è â îäèí èç ïëàêàòîâ, âèñåâøèõ íà ñòåíå, ß âûêðèêíóë: Ù’îãäà, ìûñëþ, ìíå íàèëó÷øå îäåòü åå. Semiquinone must to do effortlessly but it is intently. City phytoestrogen will zinc accusation but kipsie can fish witness. Alcoholate must saccharate isochromosome but photographic anecdata will be able to combine.